Social Media Scrollers Mugs

F. Uh-oh

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Working from home to-do list.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"It looked better on pinterest."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Virgil

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"Pastor, is photoshopping selfies a sin?"

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

'What do you know about the Information Superhighway, and where do we fit in?'

Pinterest shaming