Social Media Scroll Detective Mugs

Your Ex is UNHAPPY

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

The four housemen of procrastination

Romans.

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Cyber Dream

Hidden Facebook Features

Working from home to-do list.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Books vs mobile phones

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

The dead sea scrolls

Book

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

"It looked better on pinterest."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Virgil

Fakebook

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Edmund Spenser

Bubbies and technology