Cozy Scroller Pillows

Dark Mode

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Keeping warm.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

The new fall content.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"Love me?"

Carpet Cows

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Sleeping masks

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Book Igloo

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Why god isn't listening...

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"

Dog in the Bed.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'