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"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Keeping warm.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Bed Seasons

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Contented man and cat sleeping

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

The new fall content.

"Love me?"

Carpet Cows

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book Igloo

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Sleeping masks

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

Dog in the Bed.

Why god isn't listening...

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'