Midnight Scroller Pillows

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"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Bedside Manna.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'You were up four times last night.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

Diet Enforcer

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Why god isn't listening...

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'