Screen Scrollers T-Shirts

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I'm bored."

"Textin’"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Free Little Library

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"I have to get this project finished."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Human evolution

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.