Secret Social Media Scroller T-Shirts

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Books vs mobile phones

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Cyber Dream

Working from home to-do list.

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"It looked better on pinterest."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Bubbies and technology

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"