Secret Social Media Scroller Gifts

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Books vs mobile phones

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Cyber Dream

Working from home to-do list.

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"It looked better on pinterest."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"