'He made a Hole in One, and a thousand dollar bet he could keep quiet about it.'
Social Media Secret Keeper Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for someone who keeps social media secrets? Our collection offers a mix of fun, clever, and heartfelt items—ideal for the discreet social media enthusiast who loves a touch of humor and privacy. Whether they’re sharing laughs on mugs, making statements on t-shirts, cozying up with pillows, or decorating with prints, you’ll find something that resonates with their secretive side and love of all things social media.
Hiding the electronics.
'You know too much!'
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.
"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."
"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."
'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'
Ice shelfie.
"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."
"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."
"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."
"There's something I have to tell you."
'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'
Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.
tRUMp, Pirate President
"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"
'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'
"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."
"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"
Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'
Secret sweetie drawer...
So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.
"Can you keep a secret?"
'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'
"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"
"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."
'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'
It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.
Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret
"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"
Hidden Facebook Features
"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"
Social Media Secret Keeper Gifts Collection
Social Media Secret Keeper Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for the social media secret keeper—stylish, witty, and ideal for their discreet coffee breaks.
Social Media Secret Keeper Pillows
Find cozy pillows that quietly celebrate their secret skills—perfect for relaxing and privacy.
Social Media Secret Keeper Prints
Browse our prints that subtly nod to the social media secret keeper—chic and perfect for their private space.
Social Media Secret Keeper T-Shirts
Discover clever t-shirts that speak volumes with subtle humor—great for the social media secret keeper to wear with pride.