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'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

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The dead sea scrolls

Book

Edmund Spenser

Hypatia

Virgil

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"I have to get this project finished."

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

19th Hole.

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Doing?'

Wang Yangming listens.

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F. Uh-oh

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.