Scroll Master T-Shirts

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Romans.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Book

The dead sea scrolls

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Claviers

Hypatia

Pest control, with death.

Virgil

Edmund Spenser

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

One Man and Two Trucks

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Printing Room

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Wang Yangming listens.

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.