Scrolling Gifts

"Once I start scrolling I can't stop."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

The dead sea scrolls

'Just look'in'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Book

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Edmund Spenser

Questions Online

Hypatia

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

Virgil

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"I have to get this project finished."

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'