Scroll Seeker Gifts

"I fear he's the bearer of bad news."

Virgil

'They all want to play the star.'

Ancient Racing

Critisize your weight.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Computer Controlled Car

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Book

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

The dead sea scrolls

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Cow outboard engine

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Hypatia

Pamplona 500

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."