Scrolling Enthusiast Gifts

"All this sitting and staring at my Twitter account is making me hungry!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Reading my Critics

Likes: $2.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Man doing a search on a computer

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Meet the author

'Do you have 4G up here?'

A man and his dog both reading.

"There goes our early night."

Monster Self-Help

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'