Scrolling Enthusiast Prints

"All this sitting and staring at my Twitter account is making me hungry!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Likes: $2.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Man doing a search on a computer

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

A man and his dog both reading.

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."