Page-turner Enthusiast Prints

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Bibliomaniac

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

Writer's block

Lady reading

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature