Page-turner Enthusiast Pillows

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Bibliomaniac

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

Writer's block

Lady reading

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Sue the Author 3PM

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Still suffering from writer's block?"