Page Turner With A Twist Pillows

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Bibliomaniac

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

Writer's block

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

Coffee Table eBooks.

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

Coffee-table kids' books

Reader's Block