Procrastinating Page-turner Pillows

Our cozy pillows feature playful designs for the procrastinating page-turner—perfect for those long, relaxing reading sessions that are enjoyed at a leisurely pace.

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Reader's Block

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You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game! mockup

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

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"Still suffering from writer's block?" mockup

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

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"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot." mockup

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

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Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader. mockup

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

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'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!' mockup

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

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"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore." mockup

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

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Bibliomaniac

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation. mockup

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

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Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities. mockup

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

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"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning." mockup

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

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'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.' mockup

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

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"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..." mockup

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

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'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

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"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine." mockup

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

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'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.' mockup

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

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'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.' mockup

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

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Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read. mockup

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

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Jesus is coming. Look busy.

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"This is a problem."

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"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything." mockup

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

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'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.' mockup

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

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Writer's block

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"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud." mockup

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

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"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days." mockup

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

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Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books mockup

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

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'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.' mockup

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

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Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire mockup

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

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"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?" mockup

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

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"I don't care, I'm on the last page." mockup

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

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"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

"Can we just wait until they make the film?" mockup

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

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Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket. mockup

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

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Procrastinating Page-turner Pillows Collection

Procrastinating Page-turner Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the procrastinating page-turner—filled with witty sayings and charming designs that make every coffee break a reading moment.

Procrastinating Page-turner Prints

Decorate your space with prints that humorously pay homage to the gentle art of procrastinating while reading—perfect for any book lover’s wall.

Procrastinating Page-turner T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt range that celebrates the slow but steady reader—witty, comfy, and ideal for anyone who loves a leisurely story.