Procrastinating Page-turner Mugs

Reader's Block

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Bibliomaniac

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

"This is a problem."

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

Writer's block

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.