Page Turner With A Twist Gifts

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Bibliomaniac

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

Writer's block

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

Coffee Table eBooks.

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

Coffee-table kids' books