The Page Turner Gifts

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Downloads.

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Technology and literature

Small child checks out a book.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Bibliomaniac

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Reading in the family.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Ok, ok, last page.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Head full of Books.

Reading room

Free Little Library

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

Irvine Welsh

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'