Page-turner Perseverance Pillows

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Reading

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Bibliomaniac

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

Second, third and fourth effort!

'TV on the blink?'

Writer's block

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."