Fans Of Perseverance Pillows

Second, third and fourth effort!

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

World Cup Fan.

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

'Reinventing myself.'

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

I love Kung Fu.

When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it...

Super Bowl Monday

Endurance

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."