Passionate Fan Pillows

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Woooo' - 'Get in!' - 'Did we score?!' - 'No, I'm watching the French squad board into 2nd class...'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Currently Boston

The Book Lover

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Burning love

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

The game comes first...

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Any idea how united got on?'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Heat Wave Podium

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City