Page-turner Beginner Pillows

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Reading

Reading in the family.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Bibliomaniac

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'TV on the blink?'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Writer's block

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire