Page-turner Aficionados Prints

Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Tequila Mockingbird

Addicted to reading

Thomas Keneally

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Reading

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Bibliomaniac

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

Birth of a superhero

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"We have a termite problem."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Marcel Proust.

'This IS our retirement plan.'

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

Rabbit being eaten.

"Which one is yours?"

"That'll be twenty dollars for the new pull-starter on your lawn mower, and two hundred for the overhaul of the trial scene in your mystery novel."

"Thank God we're insured"