'Oh, crap. There's no Internet.'
Ancient Scroll Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the ancient scroll aficionado? Delight them with unique, creatively designed items that honor their passion for history and ancient manuscripts. Perfect for those who love archaeology, old texts, or historical curiosity, our quirky collection adds a humorous and thoughtful touch to their collection. Whether it’s a mug for their morning brew or an art print to decorate their space, these gifts celebrate their fascination with history in a fun and stylish way.
Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
'Scroll down for the good stuff!'
Dog and Human Archaeologists
Romans.
Mammoth Posing
"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."
IMHOtep
Art Critics.
Book
Amimated illuminated Manuscript
The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.
'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'
"I'm charging you with texting and driving."
95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!
Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'
Cave Painter
"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."
"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"
First aid and sculpture
"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."
"Stop writing on the walls! You know they're going to blame me for it."
'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'
'You're breaking up...please text me.'
"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."
"Try again."
The First Art Critic
Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.
National Pottery Live
Don't forget to make a back up copy!
"Hold the front page!"
Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.
Archaeologists
'I can totally draw better than this.'
Ancient Scroll Aficionado Gifts Collection
Ancient Scroll Aficionado Mugs
Interested in more? Check out our collection of mugs tailored for the ancient scroll aficionado—each one blending humor and history.
Ancient Scroll Aficionado Pillows
Add some historical charm to their home with our pillows inspired by ancient scrolls—an ideal gift for the history lover.
Ancient Scroll Aficionado Prints
Complete their collection with intricate prints featuring ancient scroll motifs—perfect for decorating any history enthusiast's space.
Ancient Scroll Aficionado T-Shirts
Looking for wearable fun? Browse our t-shirts designed for the ancient scroll enthusiast—combining wit and a love of history in one stylish package.