Page-turning Enthusiast Gifts

"Ah, so many books...so little time..."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Editor.

Reading

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Bibliomaniac

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

How very Independent!

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"We need a better distribution system."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

My other novel's a booker winner