Al by Jud Johnson
Quick-read Aficionado Gifts
If you're shopping for someone who devours books at lightning speed, our collection of fun and clever products is just what you need. From stylish mugs to cozy pillows, celebrate their passion for quick reads and fast stories with humor and style. Whether it’s a gift for a dedicated reader or a casual bookworm, these items make their reading experience even more enjoyable and personalized.
"Meet The Author"
Victor Hugo
Edgar Allen Poe
Reading my Critics
King Henry and his Cheshire bride
Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.
"I try to write a little bit every day."
Gunter Grass
Trilby - 'The old studio'.
'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'
Stephen Spender.
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
Introducing...Anagraman.
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."
Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
'Meet the author with her collaborators'
Günter Grass
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."
"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
'Read any good Apps lately?'
'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'
'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'
Noel Coward.
"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."
My Literary Influences
'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'
Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'
Quick-read Aficionado Gifts Collection
Quick-read Aficionado Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for the quick-read lover—each one designed to bring humor and personality to their daily brew.
Quick-read Aficionado Pillows
Discover cozy pillows perfect for the quick-read enthusiast’s lounge or reading nook, adding a touch of fun and comfort.
Quick-read Aficionado Prints
Find inspiring art prints that honor the love of fast storytelling, ideal for brightening up a reading corner or personal space.
Quick-read Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts that celebrate quick-read aficionados with witty, literary-inspired designs for everyday wear.