Quick-read Aficionado Mugs

Al by Jud Johnson

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Reading my Critics

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

My Literary Influences

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.