Page-turner Fanatic Gifts

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

The Family Joules: Part 21

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

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'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Batman's Baby

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Jim Carrey,

Bibliomaniac

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Catman

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 4

Waiting For Superman

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I'm afraid we're on our own, Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Ironman are all working on a movie."

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Superman's laundry

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"You're a writer? But what do you do for money?"

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'