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'TV on the blink?'

Books a Lot

Reading

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Catman

Bibliomaniac

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Waiting For Superman

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'