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"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Reading

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Bibliomaniac

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Dog detectives

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

'He's been shot!'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"