Rise-and-fall Story Fan T-Shirts

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Ask A Silly Question.

Mom dwarves.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

God's Double Whammy.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Bertolt Brecht

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."