Rise-and-fall Story Fan T-Shirts

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Ask A Silly Question.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Romulus and Remus

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

God's Double Whammy.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'