"We're letting him think there's a big media deathwatch."
Ego Stroker Gifts
Looking for a gift that appreciates the bold and the fun? Our collection for ego strokers features playful, clever items that celebrate self-confidence and personality. Whether it’s a cheeky mug or a vibrant print, these gifts are sure to bring a smile to those who know their worth and love to show it. Add a touch of humor and creativity to their everyday routine with something uniquely charming and just a little bit audacious.
"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."
Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.
"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."
"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."
'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'
"Amazing! It's the season of me!"
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."
'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'
Important Muscles.
Narcissist in the tunnel of love.
"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'
As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.
The Boss.
"Fill'er up with testosterone."
Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .
"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."
'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'
"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."
As Seen On TV
The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.
"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."
'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'
I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.
'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'
Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?
"I knew it!"
Goal
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."
'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'
Ego Stroker Gifts Collection
Ego Stroker Mugs
Explore our collection of ego stroker mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that celebrates self-confidence in every sip.
Ego Stroker Pillows
Discover playful ego stroker pillows—adding humor and style to any sofa or bed with their witty designs.
Ego Stroker Prints
Browse our ego stroker prints—bright, bold art to celebrate confidence and personality in any space.
Ego Stroker T-Shirts
Check out our ego stroker t-shirts—bold, funny designs that let their personality shine even in casual wear.