Striker Gifts

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

Connor Wickham

Goal

Jimmy Greaves.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Mohamed Salah

'John is watching the game under protest.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

The Stripper

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"Do you mind?"

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Wilfried Zaha

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Member of two trade unions

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'Say! You're new here aren't you?'

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Captive Audience.

Unison plans strikes

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

The Labour Question.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"