Striker Admirer Gifts

Karim Benzema

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Pete Sampras

Raheem Sterling

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Mohamed Salah

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Bradley Wiggins

Wilfried Zaha

Football Sculpture.

Evil Villain.

Goal

Bradley Wiggins

Houdini's Dog

Rugby Mad.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Jozef Golonka

cat singing into microphone

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Rugby golden oldies.

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

Captive Audience.

David Beckham

On that fateful visit to the supermarket, it was Tongue's misstep that would lead to a fall, a lawsuit, and an eventual catch-phrase.

Elephant skating on thin ice.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Connor Wickham

Ice Skating Cow

Muhammad Ali

Nadal's bottles