Striker Enthusiast Gifts

Spot the Ball Live

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"You had me at hell."

Goal

Uneasy Rider

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'He went that way, quick!'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Running in please pass

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'