Striker Enthusiast Prints

Spot the Ball Live

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Mohamed Salah

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Goal

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'He went that way, quick!'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Captive Audience.

Running in please pass

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'