Screen Striker Admirer Gifts

Captive Audience.

"Bloody hell!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Pete Sampras

'There's nothing on.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

A pretention of playwrights

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binge Watch

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Binary Man

Quentin Tarantino

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

David Niven caricature

Men's Health Screenings.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Bradley Wiggins

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Traditional Family Meals

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Consumer care and technologies

George Clooney.

Globe. Which line do you prefer? "What's past is prologue" or "today is the first day of the rest of your life"?

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

Aren't they supposed to be moving?