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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

A pretention of playwrights

Binge Watch

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

David Niven caricature

Men's Health Screenings.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Traditional Family Meals

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Consumer care and technologies

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'