"My skyscraper's taller than yours."
Ego Showcaser Gifts
Looking for a gift that acknowledges someone's bold self-assurance and creative spirit? Our collection features unique designs that highlight their charismatic personality and flair for standing out from the crowd. Whether it's a clever t-shirt, a playful mug, or a stylish print, these gifts are perfect for the ego showcaser who loves to make a statement. Surprise your friend or loved one with something as extraordinary as they are, celebrating their self-confidence in a fun and thoughtful way.
Professor Wiles grows insufferable.
"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."
Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.
"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."
'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'
Narcissist in the tunnel of love.
'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'
As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.
The Boss.
"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."
Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."
Cat with Crown.
"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."
'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'
Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.
"I knew it!"
Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?
'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'
As Seen On TV
'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'
'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'
'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'
I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.
'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'
"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."
Pierre was full of himself.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."
"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."
Ego Showcaser Gifts Collection
Ego Showcaser Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find designs that perfectly celebrate your ego showcaser’s personality, making every morning a little brighter.
Ego Showcaser Pillows
Check out our pillows collection to add a fun, expressive touch to any space—perfect for ego showcasers who love to make a statement.
Ego Showcaser Prints
Discover vibrant prints that celebrate individuality and creativity—great for decorating or inspiring the ego showcaser in your life.
Ego Showcaser T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts to discover bold, creative designs that let your loved one's confident personality shine.