Ego Showcaser Prints

"My skyscraper's taller than yours."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Cat with Crown.

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

"I knew it!"

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

As Seen On TV

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

Pierre was full of himself.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."