Ego Stroker Pillows

"We're letting him think there's a big media deathwatch."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Important Muscles.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

The Boss.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

As Seen On TV

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"I knew it!"

Goal

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'