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"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Important Muscles.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

The quarantine self cut.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Pierre was full of himself.

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Poser

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

The great and near-great

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"So long, Ed. This is my floor."