Spirit Stylist Pillows

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Cat Tie

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."