Space Stylist Pillows

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Great tights!"

Puss in Heels