Satellite Stylist Pillows

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Snow White and her Seven people.

Fake fur coat and no knickers