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"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Snow White and her Seven people.